Recommendations

Patti is a masseuse with incredibly strong hands, and an approach that combines elements of Hellerwork, Swedish, Deep Tissue, and Pranassage. And she comes to you!

Strengths

• Patti has the hands of a goddess - she is so strong, and works out every single possible knot. Afterwards, you will literally be walking on air.
• She comes to the house – which is worth every penny for the utter luxury of being massaged in your own living room (don’t worry – you won’t be lying on the couch – she comes with a pro table).
• Patti combines elements of Hellerwork, Swedish, Deep Tissue, Pranassage, and essential oils to each massage which makes the experience different from most massages.
• She sees clients in LA, London, NYC, and beyond – just email or call to find out when she’ll be in which place.

Shortcomings

• It’s not easy to have an ongoing appointment with Patti since she travels so often.
• This isn’t budget massage – if you want Tui Na – you can go to 14th Street.

Insider tips

• Book appointments whenever you can get her. Patti is often away with her uber-wealthy clients. If you can get an appointment, grab it!
• She’s wonderfully loyal – refer her and she won’t forget it.
• Even though she’s been in Harpers Bazaar – she is completely down-to-earth and makes you feel at ease whilst in the buck.
• She also has studied nutrition and alternative healing, so you’ll get great tips if you ask for them. Patti’s a veritable, one-stop advice shop when it comes to being healthy.

Anecdotes

• Patti is the masseuse to the stars. There is not one band, celebrity, socialite, or Royal that she hasn’t been on tour, or on a yacht with...but she’ll never tell.
• I got my mom a massage from Patti as a present and she was in heaven. Best gift idea!

Perfect for

• Anyone who doesn’t want to leave the house to be pampered.
• Pregnant chicks or new Moms – Patti specializes in pre and post-natal massage.
• Couples who want to unwind after a long day at the office.

Credentials

• Patti’s certified and has been successfully seeing clients for 15 years.
• She works as a consultant to Divine Fitness.