Recommendations

Turn your fantasies into reality at these erotic events.

Strengths

• Fantasy, play, crossing the line, in an open, freeing, sexually-charged atmosphere.
• There are two types of events – Take-out (the purpose is to meet sexy people, whet your appetite, and take your desires home - though going topless and tongue action is encouraged), and Eat-in (full-on romp fests of undulating bodies, group sex, exhibition, voyeurism, and lubrication – think of it as Plato’s Retreat for our generation, but with cuter people).
• Eat-Ins are not for sleazy, middle-aged shlumps – everyone is screened, young, and attractive in some way (some are exquisitely beautiful). You have to write an erotic essay to be accepted. There’s a membership fee, and only members may purchase tickets online – about $350 or so. Straight men must be accompanied by a woman; women can come alone. The rules are to respect other peoples’ space – don’t just cut in on someone’s sex without asking. Condoms are a plenty. Erotic entertainment is always offered – performers, dancers, demonstrations, etc...I once saw a demonstration of a woman with a strap-on doing a cute, blond boy! There are themes (kinky western, leather and lace, masquerade) and everyone must disrobe down to their undies at 12:30 am.
• You will never see anything like it anywhere. You don’t have to swing or play with anyone other than your date – it’s great to get your game on with your luvah and rev up alone after).
• Palagia is coming out with an erotic tome, full of glossy photos from her exclusive soirees (but don’t call them orgies – she hates that word).

Shortcomings

• This may gross out the sexually repressed. Poor them.

Insider tips

• BYOT – bring your own toys.
• Get a wax beforehand.
• Dress according to theme, no matter what.
• Go all out. You live once – you need to experience this, even just for your viewing pleasure.
• Wear a mask if you’re high profile and afraid to reveal your identity for fear of Page Six outing you.
• For more info, ask for Palagia (Ocean in Greek one of Aphrodite’s playful nicknames), a curvy, sensual feline who looks like a dark-haired Madonna, during her Borderline years.

Anecdotes

• I don't think I can share them, though I will say this – if you are an exhibitionist, you will have plenty of fun in Palagia's "playground."

Perfect for

• Sexually adventurous, attractive couples; single women looking to explore.
• No lurking, creepy guys, hence the rule against them coming alone.

Credentials

• Press is on her website.